Poker Prize Club - Texas Hold'em Poker Hand Slang Names and Terms
Texas Hold'em Poker Hand Slang
Slang: Figures of
speech that are deliberately used in place of standard terms for added
raciness, humor, irreverence, or other effect.
Most poker slang names are derived from:
appearance: JJ = fishhooks (looks like 2 fish hooks)
events: 44 = midlife crisis (age 44 is when many experience a midlife
crisis)
famous hands: T2 = Doyle Brunson (he won the WSOP twice with this hand)
people: JT = Cloutier (T. J. Cloutier)
things: 75 = Ketchup (Heinz 57)
sound: K9 = Dog (K9 sounds like canine)
Below is a list of texas hold'em poker slang names for cards and poker hands.
c = clubs, d = diamonds,
h = hearts, s = spades, su = suited, o = off suit
Cards
Poker Slang
AA
Pocket Rockets, American Airlines, Bullets,
Alcoholics Anonymous
AK
Big Slick
AQ
Little Slick, Big Chick, Mrs. Slick
AJ
Blackjack, Ajax,
Jackass, Donkey, Apple Jacks
AT
Johnny Moss,
Bookends
A9
Johnny Unitas
A8
Dead Man's Hand
A7
Slapshot
A4
Transvestite
A3
Baskin Robbins,
Ashtray
A2
Acey Deucey, Drinking Age,
Hunting Season
KK
Cowboys, Elvis, King Kong, Ace Magnets,
Krispy Kreme
KQ
Royalty
KQsu
Royal Marriage
KQo
Mixed Marriage
KhQh
Valentine's Day
KJ
Kojak,
King John
KJo
Bachelor
Hand
K9
Canine,
Dog, Fido, Sawmill
K8
Kokomo
K7
King
Salmon
K4
Fork
Ks4s
Spork
K3
King Crab,
Seafood, Sizzler
K2
Steep
Climb
QQ
Cowgirls,
Ladies, Siegfried and Roy, Girls with curls, Hilton Sisters, Dames
QJ
Maverick
QT
Q-Tip,
Quint
Q9
Quinine
Q7
Computer
Hand
Q5
Granny Mae
Q3
Gay Waiter
Qh3h
Flaming
Gay Waiter
JJ
Fishhooks,
Hooks, Two lads
JT
Cloutier
Jc9c
T .J.
Cloutier
J8
Jeffrey
Dahmer
J7
Jack
Daniels
J6
Railroad
hand
J5
Motown,
Jackson Five,
J4
Flat Tire
TT
Dimes,
TNT, Boxcars
T7
Split,
Bowling Hand
T5
Five and
Dime, Woolworth's, Walgreens
T4
Good Buddy
T2
Doyle
Brunson, Texas Dolly
99
German
Virgin, Wayne Gretzky, Ninas
98
Oldsmobile
96
Big Lick,
Porno, Dinner for Two, Happy Meal
96su
Prom Night
95
Dolly
Parton
94
Gold Rush,
San Francisco
93
Jack Benny
92
Montana
Banana
88
Snowmen,
Double Infinity, Frog Eyes, Dog Balls
87
RPM
86
Maxwell
Smart
84
George
Orwell
77
Hockey
Sticks, Candy Canes, Sunset Strip, Mullets
76
Philadelphia, Union Oil
75
Heinz,
Ketchup, Steak Sauce
74
Double
Down, Blackjack Hand
73
Hachem
72
The
Hammer, Beer Hand
66
Route 66,
Kicks, Cherries
65
Retirement
63
Blocky
55
Speed
Limit, Nickels
54
Jesse
James, Moneymaker
52
Bomber,
Two Bits
44
Sailboats,
Skywalker, Midlife Crisis, Magnum
4c4s
Darth
Vader
33
Crabs
32
Michael
Jordan
22
Ducks,
Quack Quack, Water Chickens
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